Official caption: "President George W. Bush holds a falcon shown to him by Sheikh Mohammed Bin Rashid al-Maktoum, Vice President and Prime Minister of the United Arab Emirates, Monday, Jan. 14, 2008, during a visit to Sheikh Saeed Al Maktoum House in Dubai. White House photo by Eric Draper"
Anyone want to suggest some dialog?
Hope he ain't gonna s**t on your nice clean sleeve
ReplyDeleteBUSH: Heh heh. You know what we do with these things when we see 'em down on the ranch?
ReplyDeleteSHEIKH: I kill you.
Just a comment - Must have been something really important for Sheikh Mohammed Bin Rashid al-Maktoum to meet up with George in Dubai, rather than shooting game at the Family Estate and Stud in Norfolk UK, as there are barely 2 weeks of the UK Shooting season left !
ReplyDeleteBUSH: How much you reckon one of these things costs?
ReplyDeleteSHEIKH: Please do not let it go.
BUSH: Are you gin' me the bird?
ReplyDeleteSheikh Mohammed Bin Rashid al-Maktoum: You are more perceptive than we thought. I am giving the bird to you.
Bush- "He's beautiful, mister! Does he talk?"
ReplyDeleteBush says: "This thang is no bigger than a Texas canary! Does it sing?"
ReplyDeleteBush: So tell me Sheikh, does it taste just like chicken?
ReplyDeleteWho is the stupidest living being in the picture? Hint: it's not the Arab, and it's not the bird.
ReplyDelete"Sure, I can hold him for ya, does he take his little hat off when he wants to fly? Yeah, a dollar a barrel seems fine....."
ReplyDeleteWe'll have to do this more often (;-)
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I have been asked if my birds talked. More than once.
And one woman wanted to know how they saw so well with such tiny eyes. I was puzzled because she couldn't SEE the eyes, which were covered by the hood. I said this.
And she pointed to its NOSTRILS.
See, I told you Dick and his pals would want to join us; have to do what he says....
ReplyDeleteNo Prince, can't say I know anyone named Stan Kirsch.
ReplyDeleteGood one, Russ!
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