"Stuff is eaten by dogs, broken by family and friends, sanded down by the wind, frozen by the mountains, lost by the prairie, burnt off by the sun, washed away by the rain. So you are left with dogs, family, friends, sun, rain, wind, prairie and mountains. What more do you want?"
Federico Calboli
Giraffe hunt!
ReplyDelete"Relax, I've got this. What could go wrong?"
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ReplyDelete"...and after that, we couldn't get Uncle Fritz anywhere near a horse."
"Photographic evidence contradicting Aryan mental superiority"......L. B.
ReplyDeleteHow do you say "Dude check this out" in German?
ReplyDeleteTo paraphrase John Irving -- "Franz, before the accident."
ReplyDelete"Hans,I wouldn't shoot at the AFLAC duck if I were you. You gonna need him real soon."
ReplyDelete....or what about, "An early attempt by the Fuhrer to put a man on the moon". I really like the "giraffe hunting" comment, by the way!....L.B.
ReplyDeleteTimeless last words, "Halten Sie mein Bier und beobachten Sie diese."
ReplyDeletePut that sling in position or you are gonna miss
ReplyDeleteBy the way, "Halten Sie mein Bier und beobachten Sie diese" translates to, "Hold my beer and watch this."
ReplyDeleteI think Dennis has the winner!
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