Update: Mark Farrell- Churchill responded with a corollary joke in the comments, too good not to share:
Werner Heisenberg gets pulled over by a traffic cop. Cop walks up to the car and says, "Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?" Heisenberg responds, "No..., but I can tell you exactly where I was!"
Update 2, from Peculiar:
Heisenberg gets stopped at a Border Patrol checkpoint. "Sir, the dog alerted, we're going to have to search your vehicle." They open the trunk. "Sir, you have a dead cat in here." "Well sure, NOW I do!"
You beat me to it!!! Just saw it when my issue came yesterday PM
ReplyDeleteWerner Heisenberg gets pulled over by a traffic cop. Cop walks up to the car and says, "Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?" Heisenberg responds, "No..., but I can tell you exactly where I was!"
ReplyDeleteThat is so good I am putting it in the post as an update!
ReplyDeleteI must admit, my peasant hillbilly self had NO IDEA what this cartoon was about. But then, that's what "Google" is for, right? Now that I have been enlightened, I must say, there were school day lectures I experienced that certainly made me relate to Shrodinger's cat! And I suspect this philosophy might have something to do with Bigfoot, as well.....L.B.
ReplyDeleteRene Descartes is sitting at a bar. The bartender comes over and says, "Rene, you want another drink?"
ReplyDeleteDescartes replies, "I think not."
"POOF" Descartes disappears.
Reid, that's AWFUL . But I'll put it up later anyway.
ReplyDeleteHeisenberg gets stopped at a Border Patrol checkpoint. "Sir, the dog alerted, we're going to have to search your vehicle." They open the trunk. "Sir, you have a dead cat in here." "Well sure, NOW I do!"
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