Classic Childrens' books

... and their lack of modern political corectitude. From Jack, on Honk The Moose, which he was raised on too:

"The joys of classic children's books!

"When a Finn gets mad he doesn't do a halfway job. First he gets madder than a Chinaman; then he works up through the Italians and the French and on to the English and the Germans and then to the Irish -- and when he is madder than a mad Norwegian he knows that he is a real Suomi."