Friday, February 19, 2016

Chinese Menu


This honestly looks like the best bad Chinese menu I have seen in a while. I am completely hung up in deciding between Pure speculation Meat and Pure belly Clearance.

h/t The Corner

3 comments:

Moro Rogers said...

Those all sound pretty good to me. (Except for 'Celery Meat.' Don't like celery.=p)

Mark Farrell-Churchill said...

Pretty sure I've had the pure speculation meat, and not just at Chinese restaurants...

Anonymous said...

I don't recommend "pure speculation meat"--I got plenty of THAT in my college cafeteria! I'm assuming the "celery meat" is for the vegetarians(ahem!), and I'd suppose the "fish mother" is what's leftover after they extract the caviar. I wanna try the "wood meat", though I fear it's just overcooked.....L.B.