tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8732486.post728013661465359045..comments2023-10-26T03:19:41.569-07:00Comments on Stephen Bodio's Querencia: Turkeys Terrorize MassachusettsSteve Bodiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14434597061701369867noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8732486.post-30834597714451004402007-11-01T08:56:00.000-07:002007-11-01T08:56:00.000-07:00no one is armed in Mass. The Republik won't allow...no one is armed in Mass. The Republik won't allow it, I'm sure. This is why people get held hostage by turkeys. This also helps to explain why people from the Republik of Mass. keep electing people like Kennedy and Kerry to office. They have lost touch with reality. <BR/><BR/>Out West, we would have either 1) jumped the damn thing and throttled it, then tagged it or 2)pulled a concealed weapon (pistol) and shot the damn thing, then tagged it. MMM MMM wild turkey. Get on the bird!!montanabobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03928259210422459449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8732486.post-78713243755533292502007-10-29T07:13:00.000-07:002007-10-29T07:13:00.000-07:00That turkey looks so darn sophisticated, like it's...That turkey looks so darn sophisticated, like it's walking daintily on high heels, chin up, about to declare that all those newcomers need to move along now...Heidi the Hickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00639479864903922047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8732486.post-59563318329439890512007-10-28T14:04:00.000-07:002007-10-28T14:04:00.000-07:00They can't keep turkeys in line there?Good thing c...They can't keep <I>turkeys</I> in line there?<BR/><BR/>Good thing cassowaries aren't indigenous to Massachusetts.<BR/><BR/><BR/>-R. A. W.<BR/><BR/>(who is fully aware that the wild turkey is no laughing matter, but still!)Neutrino Cannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11975378867727506317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8732486.post-46836938324813073082007-10-27T12:10:00.000-07:002007-10-27T12:10:00.000-07:00That really is kind of too funny, especially given...That really is kind of too funny, especially given the miles I tromp every spring trying to find where the birds are out SW every year. Fall, turkey, self-defense, there's a pretty easy logic there.mdmnmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00191436711956580423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8732486.post-42547440675693520232007-10-26T16:47:00.000-07:002007-10-26T16:47:00.000-07:00The first European settlers in Massachusetts knew ...The first European settlers in Massachusetts knew what to do with a turkey. (Well, they may have had some help from their Narragansett neighbours...) Now their descendants are "escaping" big gamebirds by taking refuge in donut shops.<BR/><BR/>Maybe Western civilisation is in trouble after all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8732486.post-76670274074307780112007-10-26T11:53:00.000-07:002007-10-26T11:53:00.000-07:00You know, fried turkey goes good with donuts and c...You know, fried turkey goes good with donuts and coffee. Just a suggestion, MA.Matt Mullenixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11198069782508775543noreply@blogger.com