The Alpha Enviro recently sent me this gem, which he got from a friend:
"Ted Nugent on deer hunting.
"He was being interviewed by a British journalist. The journalist asked, "What do you think the last thought is in the head of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, `Are you my friend?` or is it `Are you the one who killed my brother?'"
"Nugent replied, "They aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away.
"They are very much like the French in that way." "
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That's almost the way it went. Snopes.com has the transcript here:
And yes, he did make the comment in a May 2006 interview conducted by a British journalist Robert Chalmers for The Independent on Sunday, the expanded Sunday version of the UK newspaper The Independent:
"What do these deer think when they see you coming?" I ask him. "Here comes the nice guy who puts out our dinner? Or, there's the man that shot my brother?"
"I don't think they're capable of either of those thoughts, you Limey asshole. They're only interested in three things: the best place to eat, having sex and how quickly they can run away. Much like the French."
It's better with the "Limey asshole" part, don't you think? Nugent used to live not far from here, outside of Jackson, MI. He's Texas's problem now.(G)
Even better!
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