"A United Airlines flight out of Chicago's O'Hare International Airport was delayed because a small boy said something inappropriate, according to a government official speaking on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the information."
Jeeeesh---first goose livers and now children talking in public! What's next, Chicago?
And I wonder what's so sensitive about this story that the "government official" cited feels the need to hide his name? I ask you: Do ANY of our government employees have NAMES these days??
This just in:
"The US President, who asked to remain anonymous because of the sensitivity of his position, declared today that goose liver and talking children are to be banned within US borders until the War On Terror is successfully concluded."
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