Monday, January 14, 2008

Caption Contest



Official caption: "President George W. Bush holds a falcon shown to him by Sheikh Mohammed Bin Rashid al-Maktoum, Vice President and Prime Minister of the United Arab Emirates, Monday, Jan. 14, 2008, during a visit to Sheikh Saeed Al Maktoum House in Dubai. White House photo by Eric Draper"

Anyone want to suggest some dialog?

14 comments:

JohnnyUK said...

Hope he ain't gonna s**t on your nice clean sleeve

Anonymous said...

BUSH: Heh heh. You know what we do with these things when we see 'em down on the ranch?

SHEIKH: I kill you.

JohnnyUK said...

Just a comment - Must have been something really important for Sheikh Mohammed Bin Rashid al-Maktoum to meet up with George in Dubai, rather than shooting game at the Family Estate and Stud in Norfolk UK, as there are barely 2 weeks of the UK Shooting season left !

Anonymous said...

BUSH: How much you reckon one of these things costs?

SHEIKH: Please do not let it go.

Mike Spies said...

BUSH: Are you gin' me the bird?

Sheikh Mohammed Bin Rashid al-Maktoum: You are more perceptive than we thought. I am giving the bird to you.

Moro Rogers said...

Bush- "He's beautiful, mister! Does he talk?"

carloldman said...

Bush says: "This thang is no bigger than a Texas canary! Does it sing?"

Cat said...

Bush: So tell me Sheikh, does it taste just like chicken?

Peter said...

Who is the stupidest living being in the picture? Hint: it's not the Arab, and it's not the bird.

Anonymous said...

"Sure, I can hold him for ya, does he take his little hat off when he wants to fly? Yeah, a dollar a barrel seems fine....."

Steve Bodio said...

We'll have to do this more often (;-)

By the way, I have been asked if my birds talked. More than once.

And one woman wanted to know how they saw so well with such tiny eyes. I was puzzled because she couldn't SEE the eyes, which were covered by the hood. I said this.

And she pointed to its NOSTRILS.

R Francis said...

See, I told you Dick and his pals would want to join us; have to do what he says....

RUSS said...

No Prince, can't say I know anyone named Stan Kirsch.

Matt Mullenix said...

Good one, Russ!