Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Pornstars for PETA?

Patrick has been kicking PETA's collective butt lately. In this post he savages the dim- witted celebrities who speak up for the animal- exterminating 'rights' organization.

"Then we have porn star and PETA spokes-idiot Jenna Jameson. Now I am not a connoisseour of porn, so I have to ask: is this picture of her the result of really bad plastic surgery, or has she always looked this way?


"There's more, of course. Much more: Lindsay Lohan sporting a "No Fur" button on her leather coat, and lots of pics of her wearing fur coats everywhere."


"Then there is Russell Simon's ex-wife who is a PETA spokes-idiot, never mind her own line of "Baby Phat" clothes made of leather and fur."

You don't NEED to make it up.

1 comment:

Heidi the Hick said...

let's see...

bad plastic surgery (yeesh) and synthetic clothes made out of some chemical process which might never rot and will fill a landfill site for centuries?

Or leather?