"Stuff is eaten by dogs, broken by family and friends, sanded down by the wind, frozen by the mountains, lost by the prairie, burnt off by the sun, washed away by the rain. So you are left with dogs, family, friends, sun, rain, wind, prairie and mountains. What more do you want?"
Federico Calboli
If lions were in conformation shows--"The STANDARD indicates that if a judge does this, and he shows any sign of aggression, he'll be disqualified...."L.B.
"Turn your head and cough, please."
ReplyDelete"Would you like to hear that again, sir?"
ReplyDelete"If you had a set like these maybe I'd spend more time at home!"
ReplyDelete"You see? Tame as a housecat. Watch this! You think I could do that if he wasn't taAAAGGGGGGHHHHHGAGHGHAGHHAH!!!!!"
ReplyDeleteIt's called positive reinforcement training...
ReplyDeleteI dunno. Do you REALLY think prostate massage does that much good?
ReplyDeletePrairie Mary
Guy with the lion: So if I don't want any baby lions I just give these a good yank huh?
ReplyDeleteGuy in the truck: *Snicker* "Yup!" *rolls up his window and pulls out gets his video camera ready*
"That truck ain't the only thing that's got a hemi...."
ReplyDeleteIf lions were in conformation shows--"The STANDARD indicates that if a judge does this, and he shows any sign of aggression, he'll be disqualified...."L.B.
ReplyDeleteLioness- "All these years! I've been living a lie!"
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw this picture I couldn't resist putting it up! He he - you guys have really made my day - great work!!
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