Friday, April 11, 2014

Stupid Science Questions

These sorts of things can be really sappy, but I often find I get sucked in and can't help enjoying them.


How did the thesaurus survive the dinosaur extinction?

We've long known the speed of light, but what is the speed of heavy?

My neighbor said he's an "acidic Jew". Are there basic Jews? What happens if you combine one of each?


Anonymous said...

Gosh, Reid, EVERYONE learned these basic things in 2nd grade! The Thesaurus survived the dinosaur extinctions because dinosaurs were illiterate, so the Thesaurus, from lack of usage, had become enormously obese, and just aestivated in a cave on it's fat stores until the whole meteor effects thing blew over.....The speed of light and the speed of heavy are the SAME, thanks to something called GRAVITY......And an Acidic Jew is a Hebrew that can eat pork without getting heartburn.....L.B.

Anonymous said...

A thesaurus
Was a dinosaur
Would it be an herbivore
An omnivore
A carnivore

Would it be a colossal bore?
A dozy kind of shambling
Muttering to itself
Chewing on words
Over & over