Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Schrödinger's Cat at the Vet's

Ht. Jonathan Hanson.

Update: Mark Farrell- Churchill responded with a corollary joke in the comments, too good not to share:

Werner Heisenberg gets pulled over by a traffic cop. Cop walks up to the car and says, "Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?" Heisenberg responds, "No..., but I can tell you exactly where I was!" 

Update 2, from Peculiar:

Heisenberg gets stopped at a Border Patrol checkpoint. "Sir, the dog alerted, we're going to have to search your vehicle." They open the trunk. "Sir, you have a dead cat in here." "Well sure, NOW I do!"


7 comments:

Reid Farmer said...

You beat me to it!!! Just saw it when my issue came yesterday PM

Mark Farrell-Churchill said...

Werner Heisenberg gets pulled over by a traffic cop. Cop walks up to the car and says, "Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?" Heisenberg responds, "No..., but I can tell you exactly where I was!"

Steve Bodio said...

That is so good I am putting it in the post as an update!

Anonymous said...

I must admit, my peasant hillbilly self had NO IDEA what this cartoon was about. But then, that's what "Google" is for, right? Now that I have been enlightened, I must say, there were school day lectures I experienced that certainly made me relate to Shrodinger's cat! And I suspect this philosophy might have something to do with Bigfoot, as well.....L.B.

Reid Farmer said...

Rene Descartes is sitting at a bar. The bartender comes over and says, "Rene, you want another drink?"

Descartes replies, "I think not."

"POOF" Descartes disappears.

Steve Bodio said...

Reid, that's AWFUL . But I'll put it up later anyway.

Peculiar said...

Heisenberg gets stopped at a Border Patrol checkpoint. "Sir, the dog alerted, we're going to have to search your vehicle." They open the trunk. "Sir, you have a dead cat in here." "Well sure, NOW I do!"