"Stuff is eaten by dogs, broken by family and friends, sanded down by the wind, frozen by the mountains, lost by the prairie, burnt off by the sun, washed away by the rain. So you are left with dogs, family, friends, sun, rain, wind, prairie and mountains. What more do you want?"
Federico Calboli
You are formally uninvited to any and all parties in the future. Should you show up at the door it will immediately be locked. Any further trouble will result in a call to the police and you will find self sitting in jail.
Striking the hostess with a bottle? That sounds like the police sound of been called. Are you sure this guess wasn't Irish?
ReplyDeleteStriking the Hostess with a bottle? That sounds like the police should have been called. Are you sure that this guess wasn't Irish?
ReplyDeleteI would love any more information, it's too outlandish not to know more
ReplyDeleteKnowing the time and method for making an apology is the true mark of an English Gentleman, don't you know.....
ReplyDelete(and I should know!)
JohnnyUK
To the Earl of Rose.
ReplyDeleteYou are formally uninvited to any and all parties in the future. Should you show up at the door it will immediately be locked. Any further trouble will result in a call to the police and you will find self sitting in jail.
Signed
your hostess from the hospital.
Classic! Where did you ever find this? I can see a "reprinting" of this card being very popular... No updated version, just simply as is.
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