Writer's Fight Song

And now for something completely hilarious: a song against procrastination for writers. A few lines?

"MAKE THEM FIGHT AND MAKE THEM SCREW
MAKE THEM DO WHAT BAD FOLKS DO
MAKE THEM MEAN AND LET THEM FUCK
GIVE THEM REALLY CRAPPY LUCK

"WRITE EDIT
DELETE DELETE
WRITE WRITE
EDIT EDIT
PANIC PANIC
WRITE WRITE WRITE!"

(Snip) ...........

"WRITE EDIT
DELETE DELETE
WRITE WRITE
EDIT EDIT
PANIC PANIC
WRITE WRITE WRITE!!


"So have another coffee
Or have another drink (OR THREE)
And surf the web and have a smoke
And try like hell to think
And maybe write in a cavalier
tall and blonde and slightly (AMBIVALENT ABOUT THE LEGACY OF COLONIALISM)


"KICK THEM IN THE SQUIDS
KICK THEM IN THE SQUIDS
CATCH THEM IN THE CONSCIENCE
KICK THEM IN THE SQUIDS"

Thanks to Chas.